I wrote a haiku about summer vacation.
Why is it so hot
Is it Monday or Friday
Wait, is that the sun
i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while
like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’
livin on coffee and rum/ been days since I’ve seen the sun/ it’s the freakin weekend but I’m inside til finals are done
I will never not reblog this.
Basically.
True for grad students too…
RIght now this is seriously me.
(Source: feelslikesharks)
When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this
They should be happy most of us haven’t moved to the moon yet
That actually sounds like a good idea at this point
(via setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain)
(Source: bostonreview)
areasonableamountofkatharines:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
a modest proposal
Tonight, I am sitting in my right-ness and my I-Told-You-So and my goddamn I knew that would happen.
I was right yet again.
I’ve been saying so for about six weeks.
And goddamn if that doesn’t feel awesome.
*sits in rightness*