‘…Yet I will wed with the White Lady of Rohan, if it be her will. And if she will, then let us cross the River and in happier days let us dwell in fair Ithilien and there make a garden. All things will grow with joy there, if the White Lady comes.’
‘Then must I leave my own people, man of Gondor?’ she said. ‘And would you have you proud folk say to you: “There goes a lord who tamed a wild shieldmaiden of the North! Was there no woman of the race of Numenor to choose?” ‘
‘I would,’ said Faramir. And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many. And many indeed saw them and the light that shone about them as they came down from the walls and went hand in hand to the Houses of Healing.
And to the Warden of the Houses Faramir said: ‘Here is the Lady Eowyn of Rohan, and now she is healed.’
A double-bill of Lord of the Rings posts today, this one showing the route of the fellowship from Rivendell to Mordor; one of the most awesome and geekiest posts I’ve ever done.
is this a subway map
the fuck you doing Gandalf?
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
one cake to rule them all.
One cake to find them
Ummmm Totally making this. It doesn’t even need it be for a birthday party.
I will buy some cake mix and have at it.
It began with the baking of the Great Cakes.
Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.
Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar.
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all.
One Cake to rule them all:
One c. sugar to flavor them,
One c. flour to bring them all,
and an egg to, in the oven, bind them.
I just kept reading and it just kept getting better