you go to a college like that because you’re arrogant enough to want the same education and pay ten times more for it cause you’re rich, that’s why.
Not that you get nothing in return— the experience of classes is probably better because the students are on average smarter (since wealthy kids have more access to resources in high school, etc.)
I really want to call attention to the slide about majors and their future jobs. Because wow, you got a whole degree which apoarently qualifies you to work in the service industry. Hell, if I wanted to do that, I’d’ve skipped college altogether…
Not to mention that since a bachelor’s degree is becoming exceedingly commonplace, the inky way to put yourself ahead is to continue and get a master’s or other advanced degree, thereby continuing to dig yourself in the hole even further.
i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
- the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
- why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
- final exams more like no
- how did my gpa get so low
- this ta really needs to stop
- i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
- how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
bonus remix track:
I’ll work on the group project alone.
Spread this shit like wild fire.
This infruiates me as much as Steubenville.
- That’s due TODAY?
- No Sleep November
- things fall apart
- WHERE DREAMS DIE
- Four year distraction
- HA HA NO
- study cram fail
- Paying for hell
- THIS SHIT CRAY
- “I’m not hired?”