this will always be my favorite post on tumblr
if you scroll past this you have no heart
so i went back into my archive.
IM GONNA CTY THE END
well hellooooo then.
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE
I laughed way more than I should have
This sounds like something Becca would say.
greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch
Or someone sleeps with a bull, or turns you into a rock or a tree or some shit.
Fuck’n Greeks, man.