sometimes I remember that Jim Moriarty would’ve had to sit for a job interview with the IT department at St. Barts, and it makes me smile.
Aahahahahahaha.
a demonstration of the “too slow” joke from the “high five” wikipedia article
THE LAST PICTURE OMG GUYZ.
my favorite musical is “Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or so Help Me”
this will always be my favorite post on tumblr
if you scroll past this you have no heart
so i went back into my archive.
IM GONNA CTY THE END
well hellooooo then.
(Source: young-mister-moon)
my parents caught me sneaking out of the house so they took away some of my privileges
im a black lesbian now
(Source: drarna)
my parents caught me sneaking out of the house so they took away some of my privileges
im a black lesbian now
(Source: drarna)
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE
I laughed way more than I should have
This sounds like something Becca would say.
(Source: unabating)
greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch
Or someone sleeps with a bull, or turns you into a rock or a tree or some shit.
Fuck’n Greeks, man.
(Source: bitchasshit)