U.S. President Andrew Jackson (via secretdiaryofahistorian)
oh, Jackson, I know this feel only too well.
i love it when it’s just the europeans and australians on at this time because everyone is just chilling out not giving a fuck
bless us with our commonwealth and health care and metric system and shit
America’s still here. Always here. Watching.
We are judging you on your lack of freedom.
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
Actually, “carpe natibus” should be “carpe natem”. “carpe natibus actually means either “Seize [something] to the ass” or “Seize with/by the ass”
Latin actually taught me something. Yee.
The second I saw this on my dash I knew Dustin was going to correct it.
hey, you could seize something with your ass.